15 Things I Am Grateful For

1. I'm still alive.

2. I'm in reasonably good health.

3. I'm not currently in a soul-sucking corporate job doing the work of three people.

4. I haven't been probed by aliens (as far as I know).

5. If aliens have probed me, I'm unaware of it.

6. I am a published author.

7. I have a gift for writing.

8. I have a new novel coming out.

9. I am not currently burning in Hell.

10. The End of the World (Dec. 21, 2012) is still 3.5 years away.

11. My birthday is on Dec. 13, so when the end of the world does come, I'll still get birthday presents (but no Christmas presents. Shame).

12. I have not been Saved, Converted or Raptured.

13. My cat, Karma, is pretty awesome.

14. I have a lovely wife, who gets me.

15. I am no longer attending high school.